As you know unless you've been abducted by aliens (and even then you'd probably know, because I'm sure aliens have internet access, c'mon, they're ALIENS, they most likely have Steven Spielberg on speed-dial) the 2003 Weblog Awards are going on right this very minute! as we speak! CAN YOU FEEEEEL THE EXCITEMENT? over at Wizbang's.
I, your humble Cheese, am nominated in this category and would certainly appreciate if you would go over there and validate my very existance.
I'd like to also say that I expected a much catchier name for these awards, like "Biggest Thing Since Perforated Toilet Paper Blog Awards 2 Double Ought 3!" or "Wizbangy Award Love" or "2003 Means A Mule in Every Field and a Blog Award in Every Pot!" But I don't really want to say much on this, because it seems ungrateful to criticize an event I'm quite frankly shocked I am even allowed to be in. You like me, you really really like me!
And in keeping with providing you with current affairs and ongoing drama, I will make sure this post stays up at the top of the heap.... until I publish something else, then it moves down.
That's progress, people, get with it already.
UPDATE: I'd like to say, in case you'd think voting for me would be like voting for Gary Coleman or something, just throwing away your vote and making a mockery of the entire democratic process, that for a split second last night, while everyone was asleep, I was at the TOP of the pile, with the most votes. It was one of those times I sorely wished I had a peeny, because I would have had a hard-on you could hang wet towels on. Oh yeah, baby.
UPDATE #2: I was going to copy off the little banner/button dealio for the Awards, but then I found a couple of other quizzes I need to post about, and my jpg jar is nearly full... you understand, right?
I'm going to steal your word "peeny". It took me a few reads to get what you were saying but once I did I spat a mouthful of wine.
You owe me one mouthful of wine, bitch. Such is the cost of my endorsement. :^)
Posted by: picklejuice at December 7, 2003 05:17 PMVoted for you before you asked!
Posted by: Ith at December 7, 2003 05:35 PMThank you, the both of yez.
And Natalie, it's only payback for all the wasted mouthfuls and Windex for the monitor you've cost me these many months.
Jim at Parkway Rest Stop told me to vote for you, so I did, and then I came over here to read your blog. Great stuff! Thanks.
Posted by: Sgt Hook at December 7, 2003 07:47 PMI wished I had a peeny too! I wish I had a hundred million peenies than I would be a millionaire. Now that would give me a hard-on. Oh wait, I would have to roll all them peenies, and I would need five hundred thousand peeny wrappers. Oh, that would be way too much work, the Hell with the peenies, just give me sex.
Posted by: Tiger at December 7, 2003 08:26 PMI voted for you at home and Ted from work :)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 7, 2003 10:59 PMI voted for you days ago.
Posted by: Serenity at December 8, 2003 08:07 AMLee Ann, I've been using my legal skills to offer much more tempting bribes and to coerce people through the fear of terrible, terrible legal punishments. Do not dare interfere with my goal of being the most mediocre candidate in this marsupial category!
Posted by: TPB, Esq. at December 8, 2003 09:21 AMShhhhhh!
Stop giving away our secrets -- nobody had to know that we hang wet towels on them, when we get bored and we think nobody is looking! Geez!
Okay, sorry -- the ladies can go back to saying 'mouthful' now. Woo!
Posted by: Charlie at December 8, 2003 10:13 AMNow, now... don't make me play the boobies card.
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 8, 2003 11:21 AMMy conscience is clear since I've been voting for you from the get-go, but I'm going to be more diligent about it than ever now because your post title is reminiscent of a Joe Strummer quote.
It's the little things that tug at my heartstrings, really.
Posted by: ilyka at December 9, 2003 04:32 AM