November 23, 2003

Audience Participation

This is how I watch football sometimes: I pretend I'm the coach.
I put on headphones and pace in front of the television, waving my arms and yelling pertinent directions like "Run, Forrest, run!"

At half time I do commentary on what the half-time commentarians are wearing.

Then I go back to pacing, yelling, and waving.
Sometimes we win, because of my exquisite leadership.
And Howie Long got a raise just because I told him not to ever wear that jacket again.

You can't beat my fantasy life with a stick.

Posted by LeeAnn at November 23, 2003 10:42 AM
Comments

I just can't bring myself to watch NFL football. The CFL is so much better, but alas, our season is soooo much shorter :-(

Posted by: Lynn at November 23, 2003 10:44 AM

I've decided I'm going to create a macro just for my comments to your posts.

"You are so damn funny!"

Posted by: Serenity at November 23, 2003 12:59 PM

We could NEVER watch football together. The team wouldn't know which of us lunatics they should listen to.

Posted by: Da Goddess at November 23, 2003 04:06 PM