November 04, 2003

New From "Do You Have More Money Than Sense? We Can Help!" Productions

Apparently the answer to all this violence and strife was right under our nose feet.

Introducing The Peace Rug.

For those who are full of ire but on limited budgets, they will eventually be releasing the Peace Washcloth and, for travellers, the Peace Lintball.
by way of Bifurcated Rivets

Posted by LeeAnn at November 4, 2003 06:47 AM
Comments

Oh, I can't wait to have a Peace Washcloth of my very own when I grow up, and maybe a little Peace Lintball in the country... *sigh*

Posted by: Paul Jané at November 4, 2003 07:59 AM

I bet they come out with Clean Thoughts soap and Inner Harmony enemas next.

Posted by: LeeAnn at November 4, 2003 08:13 AM

LMAO

Posted by: Paul Jané at November 4, 2003 08:20 AM

Amazing that people actually believe in crap like this. Glad I was not drinking anything, I'm sure I would have had a nasal enema.

Posted by: azygos at November 4, 2003 04:24 PM

Sharon: Yasser, you terrorist murderin' back-stabbin' scum bucket!
Arafat: Ariel, you trigger happy occupyin' euro-jew squatter!
Carter: Guys! Guys! Wrap yerselves up in the Peace Rug!
Sharon: Aah! Anger; quelling...
Arafat: Urge to kill; fading...
Carter: It's all due to the space-age fibers of modern textilry.
All (gleefully): Thank you, Peace Rug!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at November 4, 2003 07:17 PM