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What Should Your Halloween Costume Be?
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This reminds me of costumes past.....

Gypsy Princess: This was my costume preference all through junior high. Yep, in my neighborhood it was entirely acceptable to trick or treat until you were in high school. Then you just went to parties in semi-revealing costumes donned in the restroom at Burger King so your mom wouldn't know you were out there dressed like Typical Hooker #6, getting sloshed on Purple Jesuses.

Vampire: Before I got my first "real" job, I loved dressing up all vampirey... black dress, fake fangs, ketchup dribbles on my chin. Then I started getting paychecks with huge chunks out of them and dressed as the really scary kind of vampire- an IRS agent.

Tailhook Scandal Victim: The year all the dirt about Tailhook came out, I swiped one of the GM1's old work uniforms, painted big handprints on the boobs and tush area, and wore a nametag that said "Tailhook Attendee".
Not a popular costume with the feminists at the party. That turned out to be the most fun, debating with drunken femmies.

The Loan Arranger: I wore a white suit, a cowboy hat, a star and carried a briefcase that said "Refinance Now! Ask Me How!"

Rosemary's Baby: This was my favorite. I wore a fake diaper, carried a baby blanket and a rattle, and wore devil's horns. My t-shirt said "My mommy slept with the Prince Of Darkness and all I got was this t-shirt."

This year I'm going as Middle-Aged Lady Gorging on Miniature Snickers Bars and Captain Morgan's, Watching Rented Movies and Going To Bed Early.
I think I can find that outfit somewhere real easy.

Posted by LeeAnn at October 29, 2003 10:07 AM