the cheese stands alone

Cheesy Joke #875

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door.

Almost immediately after that, her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says "Dark in here.
The lover says "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "Okay, how much?
Boy- "$25."

A couple of weeks later, as no one learns from history, the man winds up in the closet with the boy, under the same circumstances.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball mitt."
The man remembers the last time this happened and cuts to the chase- "How much?"
Boy- "$75"
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and play some catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy replies, "$100."
The father exclaims, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that! That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church, you need to go to confession."

They go to the church and the father takes the little boy to the confessional booth and closes the door.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Priest- "Don't start that shit again."

I was saving this for later, but Silverblue preempted another joke I'd had saved up... he's on a roll and I'd best jump in while the water's fine and the metaphors are properly mixed.

Posted by LeeAnn at October 22, 2003 07:30 AM