October 15, 2003

A Pubic Service Announcement

Ladies, if in pursuit of that all-day-fresh feeling, you decide to wear a panty liner, please make sure the sticky bits are completely in contact with the fabric, not accidentally turned up on the edges so they stick to your personage.

When you have cause later to pull down said panties, you will sincerely thank me.

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
Ouch.

Posted by LeeAnn at October 15, 2003 08:55 AM
Comments

:-( BTDT, not good.

Posted by: TwiddlyBits at October 15, 2003 09:17 AM

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...at least you ladies don't have to worry about ZIPPERS!

Posted by: Eric at October 15, 2003 10:01 AM

what's the wingspan on them liners?

Posted by: S. Hank Hamn at October 15, 2003 11:10 AM

I will readily admit. That there is not a woman alive the has not had that happen to them and YES it is as bad as when men get it caught in zippers!

Posted by: revog at October 15, 2003 06:10 PM

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Stevie at October 15, 2003 06:11 PM

And this is different than waxing in what way? Ladies do some wierd rituals...

Posted by: Ted at October 15, 2003 06:18 PM

Well, with waxing you kind of expect the pain. Somehow it's not so bad when you see it coming.
Of course, if you could see it, you wouldn't have to pay some hulking Valkierie named Olga to torture you and then laugh while you whimpered, would you?
Hypothetically, I mean.

Posted by: LeeAnn at October 15, 2003 06:22 PM

So that's what accounts for the shrieking one sometimes hears coming from ladies rooms.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at October 15, 2003 06:51 PM

Ouch. Like duct tape on ass hairs. Not that I'd know anything about that. I've just heard things.

Posted by: Greg at October 15, 2003 09:07 PM

Greg - "The Breakfast Club"?

Posted by: TwiddlyBits at October 15, 2003 11:02 PM

So, does it hurt?

Posted by: Victor at October 16, 2003 06:24 AM

The time may have arrived for a product like "Wax as you Go" panty liners. No more painful than a car payment.

Posted by: Howard Sprague at October 16, 2003 08:00 AM

Wings on, wings off, Daniel-san.

Posted by: Mister Miyagi at October 16, 2003 11:25 PM

TwiddlyBits, yeah! perxactly where I've heard it. I saw the movie when it first came out. I'm old.

Posted by: Greg at October 19, 2003 08:33 AM