Sitting here, blogging away, minding my own business, when suddenly I'm nasally-assaulted. What in the world could smell that bad? Has the toilet exploded? Did a septic truck back up into my house? Have these people moved in next door? What?
I track it down, gagging, to find that the cat has taken the supreme cat dump of all dumps. This doesn't just look like it came from a Great Dane, it looks like the cat ate and expelled a Great Dane. The stench killed my plants... and I have plastic plants! It took an entire can of air freshener to dispel the funk.
I am not saying the cat is in cahoots with Al Qaida, but if that isn't biological terrorism, I don't know what is.
Sheesh.
(previously posted on Blogspot)