The very reason this was invented
is the very reason I don't even use towels.
I just do the happy dance in front of the electric fan.
Posted by LeeAnn at September 30, 2003 09:36 AMToo funny :-)
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum at September 30, 2003 02:42 PMI was just going to write about this!
My ex used to make a big deal of wiping his ass thoroughly dry, between the cheeks, with his towel. Later, he would dry his toothbrush on the same towel.
Just say it with me, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Posted by: Da Goddess at September 30, 2003 05:16 PMI spose this is a solution mostly FOR THOSE PEOPLE THAT DON'T WASH THEIR BUTTS PROPERLY, eh.
Posted by: LordOrgan at October 1, 2003 06:21 AM